Upgraded Couples Therapy isn’t about sitting on a couch and unpacking your feelings—it’s about turning date night into the best $79 investment you’ll ever make. Forget overpriced dinners and boring movie nights. This kit is all play, no copay.
Inside, you’ll find everything you need to upgrade your relationship status: two margarita mixes to loosen things up, a love bomb candle for the mood, lip plumper for kiss-level chaos, Dame’s flirty dice game, body wipes for a quick refresh, and shower steamers that turn your bathroom into a five-star spa. And the real showstopper? The rose toy vibrator—an icon that basically pays for the bundle on its own.
Perfect as a romantic couples gift set, anniversary gift, bachelorette surprise, or the boldest white elephant gift to ever hit an office party. At $79, it’s the kind of therapy that keeps giving… and giving.
